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Aardvark
2012-04-04 00:02:26 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been there for
three weeks.

Don't ask.

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2012-04-04 00:32:08 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been there for
three weeks.
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Riiiiight.

?????
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Aardvark
2012-04-04 00:40:48 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been there
for three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
Riiiiight.
?????
Really, mate. I found it there about twenty minutes ago. I had forgotten
I'd put it there.
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in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom
the bell tolls; it tolls for thee".
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2012-04-14 16:29:11 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been there
for three weeks.
Don't ask.
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Riiiiight.
?????
Really, mate. I found it there about twenty minutes ago. I had forgotten
I'd put it there.
Was the poor kitten dead when you put it there 3 weeks ago?
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G. Morgan
2012-04-04 03:11:24 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been there for
three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
WTF?

I don't know where to post anymore. I have this article I'd like
to discuss, but don't know where to put it. It came from x-posted
political groups, but I'd like to be able to actually discuss it.
The article is here:
Message-ID: <4f7b21e3$0$17874$***@news.newshosting.com>

I'll set the follow up to: alt.politics.scorched-earth

as it is a political discussion and everyone agreed to fight in
this group, right?
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SeaNymph
2012-04-04 12:40:43 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been there for
three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
WTF?
I don't know where to post anymore. I have this article I'd like
to discuss, but don't know where to put it. It came from x-posted
political groups, but I'd like to be able to actually discuss it.
I'll set the follow up to: alt.politics.scorched-earth
as it is a political discussion and everyone agreed to fight in
this group, right?
Far be it from me to tell you where to post, but if it doesn't concern
the latest Jenn fiasco, I'd post it in SE. I still post things there, I
simply ignore the garbage from some because I would really like SE to
get to where it was when you and others went off to your "secret" place.
No offense, but there were many discussions by various people before
Jenn screwed it by bringing her fight in there. Since I read this in
afj, this original comment belongs here I think. I'll check out the
article in SE if I haven't already.
G. Morgan
2012-04-04 13:20:07 UTC
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I'll check out the
article in SE if I haven't already.
Its not there yet. Read it from the MID above then the first to
comment on it will goto our branch in APSE.
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SeaNymph
2012-04-04 14:10:17 UTC
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I'll check out the
article in SE if I haven't already.
Its not there yet. Read it from the MID above then the first to
comment on it will goto our branch in APSE.
I don't see any article when I click on that. I just get some email
looking thing.
G. Morgan
2012-04-04 15:05:59 UTC
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I'll check out the
article in SE if I haven't already.
Its not there yet. Read it from the MID above then the first to
comment on it will goto our branch in APSE.
I don't see any article when I click on that. I just get some email
looking thing.
Read it here I guess:

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3C4f7b21e3%240%2417874%249a6e19ea%40news.newshosting.com%3E
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SeaNymph
2012-04-04 12:37:46 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been there for
three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
Gross!!!
Aardvark
2012-04-04 21:20:21 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been there
for three weeks.
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Gross!!!
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:-)
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in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom
the bell tolls; it tolls for thee".
-John Donne (1572-1631)
SeaNymph
2012-04-04 21:36:19 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been there
for three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
Gross!!!
<http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/aarvarkpic0219.jpg/>
:-)
Uh.....Gross!!
Aardvark
2012-04-04 21:41:00 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been there
for three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
Gross!!!
<http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/aarvarkpic0219.jpg/>
:-)
Uh.....Gross!!
I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer. Nothing
unusual about it.

:-)
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"Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved
in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom
the bell tolls; it tolls for thee".
-John Donne (1572-1631)
SeaNymph
2012-04-04 21:55:03 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been there
for three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
Gross!!!
<http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/aarvarkpic0219.jpg/>
:-)
Uh.....Gross!!
I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer. Nothing
unusual about it.
:-)
I have had a dead squirrel in my freezer, but that's about it. Not a
big cat person.
Aardvark
2012-04-04 23:04:47 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been
there for three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
Gross!!!
<http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/aarvarkpic0219.jpg/>
:-)
Uh.....Gross!!
I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer.
Nothing unusual about it.
:-)
I have had a dead squirrel in my freezer, but that's about it. Not a
big cat person.
Me neither.

It's much easier to stuff a new-born kitten into a freezer than a full-
grown cat- *they* tend to scratch and spit quite a lot.

:-)
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"Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved
in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom
the bell tolls; it tolls for thee".
-John Donne (1572-1631)
SeaNymph
2012-04-04 23:09:20 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been
there for three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
Gross!!!
<http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/aarvarkpic0219.jpg/>
:-)
Uh.....Gross!!
I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer.
Nothing unusual about it.
:-)
I have had a dead squirrel in my freezer, but that's about it. Not a
big cat person.
Me neither.
It's much easier to stuff a new-born kitten into a freezer than a full-
grown cat- *they* tend to scratch and spit quite a lot.
:-)
LOL
Good point.
Aardvark
2012-04-04 23:28:15 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been
there for three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
Gross!!!
<http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/aarvarkpic0219.jpg/>
:-)
Uh.....Gross!!
I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer.
Nothing unusual about it.
:-)
I have had a dead squirrel in my freezer, but that's about it. Not a
big cat person.
Me neither.
It's much easier to stuff a new-born kitten into a freezer than a full-
grown cat- *they* tend to scratch and spit quite a lot.
:-)
LOL Good point.
Well, why did you think the kitten was in there in the first place?

Duh!

:-)
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"Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved
in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom
the bell tolls; it tolls for thee".
-John Donne (1572-1631)
SeaNymph
2012-04-04 23:31:14 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been
there for three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
Gross!!!
<http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/aarvarkpic0219.jpg/>
:-)
Uh.....Gross!!
I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer.
Nothing unusual about it.
:-)
I have had a dead squirrel in my freezer, but that's about it. Not a
big cat person.
Me neither.
It's much easier to stuff a new-born kitten into a freezer than a full-
grown cat- *they* tend to scratch and spit quite a lot.
:-)
LOL Good point.
Well, why did you think the kitten was in there in the first place?
Duh!
:-)
Somehow I get the distinct feeling that there's another reason :)
Aardvark
2012-04-05 00:02:58 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been
there for three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
Gross!!!
<http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/aarvarkpic0219.jpg/>
:-)
Uh.....Gross!!
I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer.
Nothing unusual about it.
:-)
I have had a dead squirrel in my freezer, but that's about it. Not
a big cat person.
Me neither.
It's much easier to stuff a new-born kitten into a freezer than a full-
grown cat- *they* tend to scratch and spit quite a lot.
:-)
LOL Good point.
Well, why did you think the kitten was in there in the first place?
Duh!
:-)
Somehow I get the distinct feeling that there's another reason :)
Or perhaps----

---THERE ISN'T!!!!!!

<cue scary Psycho-type music>

:-)
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"Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved
in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom
the bell tolls; it tolls for thee".
-John Donne (1572-1631)
SeaNymph
2012-04-05 00:08:11 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's been
there for three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
Gross!!!
<http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/aarvarkpic0219.jpg/>
:-)
Uh.....Gross!!
I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer.
Nothing unusual about it.
:-)
I have had a dead squirrel in my freezer, but that's about it. Not
a big cat person.
Me neither.
It's much easier to stuff a new-born kitten into a freezer than a full-
grown cat- *they* tend to scratch and spit quite a lot.
:-)
LOL Good point.
Well, why did you think the kitten was in there in the first place?
Duh!
:-)
Somehow I get the distinct feeling that there's another reason :)
Or perhaps----
---THERE ISN'T!!!!!!
<cue scary Psycho-type music>
:-)
LOL, well, I guess at this point it can go either way.
Aardvark
2012-04-05 00:34:01 UTC
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I have a dead new-born kitten frozen in the freezer. It's
been there for three weeks.
Don't ask.
LOL
Gross!!!
<http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/aarvarkpic0219.jpg/>
:-)
Uh.....Gross!!
I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer.
Nothing unusual about it.
:-)
I have had a dead squirrel in my freezer, but that's about it.
Not a big cat person.
Me neither.
It's much easier to stuff a new-born kitten into a freezer than a full-
grown cat- *they* tend to scratch and spit quite a lot.
:-)
LOL Good point.
Well, why did you think the kitten was in there in the first place?
Duh!
:-)
Somehow I get the distinct feeling that there's another reason :)
Or perhaps----
---THERE ISN'T!!!!!!
<cue scary Psycho-type music>
:-)
LOL, well, I guess at this point it can go either way.
BD should be along in a minute claiming that I kill and freeze new-born
kittens.

:-)
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"Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved
in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom
the bell tolls; it tolls for thee".
-John Donne (1572-1631)
G. Morgan
2012-04-05 01:12:14 UTC
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I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer. Nothing
unusual about it.
Alright, since no one else is going to bite...

Why the fuck do you have a frozen kitten in your freezer?!
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Aardvark
2012-04-05 20:30:52 UTC
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I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer.
Nothing unusual about it.
Alright, since no one else is going to bite...
Why the fuck do you have a frozen kitten in your freezer?!
Well, it would defrost and start stinking if it wasn't in there, mate.
the clue's in the name- FREEZEr.

:-)
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the bell tolls; it tolls for thee".
-John Donne (1572-1631)
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I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer.
Nothing unusual about it.
Alright, since no one else is going to bite...
Why the fuck do you have a frozen kitten in your freezer?!
Well, it would defrost and start stinking if it wasn't in there, mate.
the clue's in the name- FREEZEr.
:-)
I realize that, but conventional thinking usually results in a
dead cat in the ground.

Why did you *put* it in the freezer?
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Aardvark
2012-04-07 00:06:56 UTC
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I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer.
Nothing unusual about it.
Alright, since no one else is going to bite...
Why the fuck do you have a frozen kitten in your freezer?!
Well, it would defrost and start stinking if it wasn't in there, mate.
the clue's in the name- FREEZEr.
:-)
I realize that, but conventional thinking usually results in a dead cat
in the ground.
Indeed it does, mate. :-)
Why did you *put* it in the freezer?
I'm so glad you asked.

This slut of a cat here (the one we have never named) gave birth to a
litter of four kittens three weeks ago or so. All live births.

A couple of hours later, my younger lad went to check on them and this one
was stone cold dead, under the mother. Stupid cat must've suffocated it. I
was told about this when I got in, but by then it was too dark, cold and
wet outside to go out there and conduct the required ceremony.

I placed the deceased into a food bag and threw it in the freezer until I
had time to bury it.

And promptly forgot about it :-)

I only remembered it when I went to the freezer to hunt for something
specific in there and came across the food bag.

I smiled to myself and decided this would be a great story to tell on
usenet (minus the details, of course :-)).

Fucker's *still* in the freezer LOL.

<NOTE TO SELF> funeral tomorrow </NOTE TO SELF>

BTW:



giggity.
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"Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved
in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom
the bell tolls; it tolls for thee".
-John Donne (1572-1631)
G. Morgan
2012-04-08 05:05:19 UTC
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I smiled to myself and decided this would be a great story to tell on
usenet (minus the details, of course :-)).
Lol. I figured it was something like that.
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Fucker's *still* in the freezer LOL.
You had it in your hands long enough to take a picture! You could
have done the deed right then. :-)
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<NOTE TO SELF> funeral tomorrow </NOTE TO SELF>
Send my respects.
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http://youtu.be/7DBOJve5Tw0
No credits for Brian?
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giggity.
check
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Aardvark
2012-04-08 15:03:36 UTC
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I smiled to myself and decided this would be a great story to tell on
usenet (minus the details, of course :-)).
Lol. I figured it was something like that.
And there was me believing I was playing my cards close to my chest,
mate :-)
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Fucker's *still* in the freezer LOL.
You had it in your hands long enough to take a picture! You could have
done the deed right then. :-)
When I took that picture, it was late, it was cold, it was dark.

It was also taken on Wednesday night. Our bins are emptied by the waste
disposal operatives (bin-men, we call 'em) on Thursday morning. My
intention was to throw the corpse into a bin-bag with the rest of the
rubbish when I put the bin out.

D'oh! I forgot.

Fucker's *still* in the fucking freezer.

It's OK though. It's a three-star freezer.

:-)
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<NOTE TO SELF> funeral tomorrow </NOTE TO SELF>
Send my respects.
Got side-tracked, mate. SWMBO had me decorating. Or, rather, preparing
the walls for decoration.
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http://youtu.be/7DBOJve5Tw0
No credits for Brian?
Didn't spot that, mate.
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giggity.
check
LOL.
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in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom
the bell tolls; it tolls for thee".
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