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Oldus Fartus
2012-03-13 12:31:27 UTC
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There was once a wrestler who toured Scottland. His name was Ivan the
Terrible, he was known for 2 terrible holds; #1 'The half pretzel' where
he broke your back and #2 'The full Pretzel' where he broke your back
and killed you.

One day he went to a pub and the promoter was offering $1000 pounds to
any man who would face Ivan. No man would, until finally Wee William
stepped up to the mark. As the fight began Ivan moved in fast and all
anyone could see was an ugly tangle of limbs. Then there came a
horrilble 'CRACK' and all gasped in the audience "Its the half pretzel"
then there was a blood curdling scream and Ivan flew up hit the ceiling
and landed unconscious on the floor. After as Wee Willy was enjoying a
winning pint a crowd gathered and asked "Willy how did you do it?"
"Well" he replied, "We were wrestling, and he started to put the half
pretzel on me—I could feel it in me bones. Then, suddenly in front of me
eyes an enormous penis appeared so I bit down on it as hard as I
could.... It's amazing the surge of strength you get when you bite your
own penis."
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Betty
2012-03-13 22:22:45 UTC
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There was once a wrestler who toured Scottland. His name was Ivan the
Terrible, he was known for 2 terrible holds; #1 'The half pretzel' where
he broke your back and #2 'The full Pretzel' where he broke your back
and killed you.
One day he went to a pub and the promoter was offering $1000 pounds to
any man who would face Ivan. No man would, until finally Wee William
stepped up to the mark. As the fight began Ivan moved in fast and all
anyone could see was an ugly tangle of limbs. Then there came a
horrilble 'CRACK' and all gasped in the audience "Its the half pretzel"
then there was a blood curdling scream and Ivan flew up hit the ceiling
and landed unconscious on the floor. After as Wee Willy was enjoying a
winning pint a crowd gathered and asked "Willy how did you do it?"
"Well" he replied, "We were wrestling, and he started to put the half
pretzel on me—I could feel it in me bones. Then, suddenly in front of me
eyes an enormous penis appeared so I bit down on it as hard as I
could.... It's amazing the surge of strength you get when you bite your
own penis."
That'll do it! Ouch! (I guess .. I wouldn't know for sure.)
Aardvark
2012-03-30 00:04:05 UTC
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There was once a wrestler who toured Scottland. His name was Ivan the
Terrible, he was known for 2 terrible holds; #1 'The half pretzel' where
he broke your back and #2 'The full Pretzel' where he broke your back
and killed you.
One day he went to a pub and the promoter was offering $1000 pounds to
any man who would face Ivan. No man would, until finally Wee William
stepped up to the mark. As the fight began Ivan moved in fast and all
anyone could see was an ugly tangle of limbs. Then there came a
horrilble 'CRACK' and all gasped in the audience "Its the half pretzel"
then there was a blood curdling scream and Ivan flew up hit the ceiling
and landed unconscious on the floor. After as Wee Willy was enjoying a
winning pint a crowd gathered and asked "Willy how did you do it?"
"Well" he replied, "We were wrestling, and he started to put the half
pretzel on me—I could feel it in me bones. Then, suddenly in front of me
eyes an enormous penis appeared so I bit down on it as hard as I
could.... It's amazing the surge of strength you get when you bite your
own penis."
Or, as 'The Big Yin'originally put it, 'yer ain wullie'

FYI
HTH
HAND

:-)
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Oldus Fartus
2012-03-30 03:37:31 UTC
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There was once a wrestler who toured Scottland. His name was Ivan the
Terrible, he was known for 2 terrible holds; #1 'The half pretzel' where
he broke your back and #2 'The full Pretzel' where he broke your back
and killed you.
One day he went to a pub and the promoter was offering $1000 pounds to
any man who would face Ivan. No man would, until finally Wee William
stepped up to the mark. As the fight began Ivan moved in fast and all
anyone could see was an ugly tangle of limbs. Then there came a
horrilble 'CRACK' and all gasped in the audience "Its the half pretzel"
then there was a blood curdling scream and Ivan flew up hit the ceiling
and landed unconscious on the floor. After as Wee Willy was enjoying a
winning pint a crowd gathered and asked "Willy how did you do it?"
"Well" he replied, "We were wrestling, and he started to put the half
pretzel on me—I could feel it in me bones. Then, suddenly in front of me
eyes an enormous penis appeared so I bit down on it as hard as I
could.... It's amazing the surge of strength you get when you bite your
own penis."
Or, as 'The Big Yin'originally put it, 'yer ain wullie'
FYI
HTH
HAND
:-)
LOL
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