Post by Aardvark Post by G. Morgan Post by Aardvark
I thought everyone would have a new-born kitten in their freezer.
Nothing unusual about it.
Alright, since no one else is going to bite...
Why the fuck do you have a frozen kitten in your freezer?!
Well, it would defrost and start stinking if it wasn't in there, mate.
the clue's in the name- FREEZEr.
I realize that, but conventional thinking usually results in a dead cat
in the ground.
Indeed it does, mate. :-)
Why did you *put* it in the freezer?
I'm so glad you asked.
This slut of a cat here (the one we have never named) gave birth to a
litter of four kittens three weeks ago or so. All live births.
A couple of hours later, my younger lad went to check on them and this one
was stone cold dead, under the mother. Stupid cat must've suffocated it. I
was told about this when I got in, but by then it was too dark, cold and
wet outside to go out there and conduct the required ceremony.
I placed the deceased into a food bag and threw it in the freezer until I
had time to bury it.
And promptly forgot about it :-)
I only remembered it when I went to the freezer to hunt for something
specific in there and came across the food bag.
I smiled to myself and decided this would be a great story to tell on
usenet (minus the details, of course :-)).
Fucker's *still* in the freezer LOL.
<NOTE TO SELF> funeral tomorrow </NOTE TO SELF>
"Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved
in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom
the bell tolls; it tolls for thee".
-John Donne (1572-1631)