Puzzle for Betty

Changing the subject completely ..

Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

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Cheers
Oldus Fartus

Jenn

2012-03-25 23:15:19 UTC

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can ... you all can write: "I'm sorry Jenn. We were mean and nasty to
you and we're sorry."

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Jenn

RonNNN

2012-03-25 23:26:38 UTC

Post by Jenn

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can ... you all can write: "I'm sorry Jenn. We were mean and nasty to
you and we're sorry."

Nope! We *could* write that, it wouldn't be impossible, just improbable.

Jenn

2012-03-25 23:45:20 UTC

Post by RonNNN

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can ... you all can write: "I'm sorry Jenn. We were mean and nasty
to you and we're sorry."

Nope! We *could* write that, it wouldn't be impossible, just improbable.

I'm pretty sure it would be impossible because you'd have to mean it.

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Jenn

RonNNN

2012-03-26 01:01:21 UTC

Post by Jenn

Post by RonNNN

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can ... you all can write: "I'm sorry Jenn. We were mean and nasty
to you and we're sorry."

Nope! We *could* write that, it wouldn't be impossible, just improbable.

I'm pretty sure it would be impossible because you'd have to mean it.

LOL! You really are funny Jenn! (I really do mean that too!) Here we are,
both posting our own truths! I really do mean it!

Oldus Fartus

2012-03-26 01:21:18 UTC

Post by Jenn

Post by RonNNN

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can ... you all can write: "I'm sorry Jenn. We were mean and nasty
to you and we're sorry."

Nope! We *could* write that, it wouldn't be impossible, just improbable.

I'm pretty sure it would be impossible because you'd have to mean it.

Yep, exactly right Jenn - it isn't going to happen.

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Cheers
Oldus Fartus

Oldus Fartus

2012-03-26 01:19:52 UTC

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can ... you all can write: "I'm sorry Jenn. We were mean and nasty to
you and we're sorry."

Ding - WRONG.

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Cheers
Oldus Fartus

Betty

2012-03-27 00:38:50 UTC

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can't now. I've already seen the answer ... so that would be cheating.
Funny ... it was posted a mere 9 minutes after you asked the question!

Oldus Fartus

2012-03-27 01:08:45 UTC

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can't now. I've already seen the answer ... so that would be cheating.
Funny ... it was posted a mere 9 minutes after you asked the question!

Is that right? Where was that?

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Cheers
Oldus Fartus

Betty

2012-03-27 01:29:05 UTC

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can't now. I've already seen the answer ... so that would be cheating.
Funny ... it was posted a mere 9 minutes after you asked the question!

Is that right? Where was that?

That was joke ... sort of. [g]

I don't know the answer.

Oldus Fartus

2012-03-27 01:38:11 UTC

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can't now. I've already seen the answer ... so that would be cheating.
Funny ... it was posted a mere 9 minutes after you asked the question!

Is that right? Where was that?

That was joke ... sort of. [g]
I don't know the answer.

Ha ha

You know the word variously spelled to, too, two?

It is impossible to write:

"There are three ---- in the English language" Whichever spelling of
two/to/too is used the sentence is wrong.

I know, I was bored :-)

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Cheers
Oldus Fartus

Betty

2012-03-27 01:46:43 UTC

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can't now. I've already seen the answer ... so that would be cheating.
Funny ... it was posted a mere 9 minutes after you asked the question!

Is that right? Where was that?

That was joke ... sort of. [g]
I don't know the answer.

Ha ha
You know the word variously spelled to, too, two?
"There are three ---- in the English language" Whichever spelling of
two/to/too is used the sentence is wrong.
I know, I was bored :-)

Here's the funny part of that story ... it's a running joke in Brisbee.
Now you have to guess what that is .... to/too/two/tue

Ferd Berfle

2012-03-27 10:29:40 UTC

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can't now. I've already seen the answer ... so that would be cheating.
Funny ... it was posted a mere 9 minutes after you asked the question!

Is that right? Where was that?

That was joke ... sort of. [g]
I don't know the answer.

Ha ha
You know the word variously spelled to, too, two?
"There are three ---- in the English language" Whichever spelling of
two/to/too is used the sentence is wrong.
I know, I was bored :-)

Here's the funny part of that story ... it's a running joke in Brisbee.
Now you have to guess what that is .... to/too/two/tue

to/too/two/tue/tutu

Wade Hampton

2012-03-27 10:45:46 UTC

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can't now. I've already seen the answer ... so that would be cheating.
Funny ... it was posted a mere 9 minutes after you asked the question!

Is that right? Where was that?

That was joke ... sort of. [g]
I don't know the answer.

Ha ha
You know the word variously spelled to, too, two?
"There are three ---- in the English language" Whichever spelling of
two/to/too is used the sentence is wrong.
I know, I was bored :-)

Here's the funny part of that story ... it's a running joke in Brisbee.
Now you have to guess what that is .... to/too/two/tue

to/too/two/tue/tutu

You beat me tuit!

--
"I'm glad I'm not me!"
Bob Dylan

Oldus Fartus

2012-03-27 11:01:16 UTC

Post by Wade Hampton

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can't now. I've already seen the answer ... so that would be cheating.
Funny ... it was posted a mere 9 minutes after you asked the question!

Is that right? Where was that?

That was joke ... sort of. [g]
I don't know the answer.

Ha ha
You know the word variously spelled to, too, two?
"There are three ---- in the English language" Whichever spelling of
two/to/too is used the sentence is wrong.
I know, I was bored :-)

Here's the funny part of that story ... it's a running joke in Brisbee.
Now you have to guess what that is .... to/too/two/tue

to/too/two/tue/tutu

You beat me tuit!

I have a round tuit.

--
Cheers
Oldus Fartus

RonNNN

2012-03-27 11:21:02 UTC

Post by Wade Hampton

Post by Oldus Fartus
Changing the subject completely ..
Can you give me a sentence which is impossible to write in the English
language?

I can't now. I've already seen the answer ... so that would be cheating.
Funny ... it was posted a mere 9 minutes after you asked the question!

Is that right? Where was that?

That was joke ... sort of. [g]
I don't know the answer.

Ha ha
You know the word variously spelled to, too, two?
"There are three ---- in the English language" Whichever spelling of
two/to/too is used the sentence is wrong.
I know, I was bored :-)

Here's the funny part of that story ... it's a running joke in Brisbee.
Now you have to guess what that is .... to/too/two/tue

to/too/two/tue/tutu

You beat me tuit!

I have a round tuit.

I gonna get a round tuit too, some day!

Betty

2012-03-27 22:45:39 UTC