Who's the Next Jenni?

[American Wench]

Now that Jenni has returned to life as a private citizen, I'd like to know
who you would nominate to replace her.

My nominee would be Paris Hilton. Like Jenni before she finally got a
full-time job in Sacramento, Paris is a bit of a slacker who is more into
shopping and partying than getting a career. Like Jenni, Paris has fucked in
front of a camera whose resulting footage was later posted on the Internet
for all to see. Like Jenni, Paris has proved herself to be a bit of a ditz.
(If you have ever seen an episode of "The Simple Life", you'd know what I
mean.)

The main difference between the two is that Paris has the famous Hilton name
and she is an heir to the family fortune. With that big trust fund, it's
highly unlikely that Paris would ever feel the financial need to stoop down
to working for a non-profit social service agency like Jenni has done.

As far as I know, Paris has never knowingly fucked her best friend's
significant other. But that could change in the future.

Paris is only 22 years old so she could provide plenty of gossip and laughs
for the next several years.

[dwhita1]

Why doesn't someone in this newsgroup volunteer?

Post by American Wench
Now that Jenni has returned to life as a private citizen, I'd like to know
who you would nominate to replace her.
My nominee would be Paris Hilton. Like Jenni before she finally got a
full-time job in Sacramento, Paris is a bit of a slacker who is more into
shopping and partying than getting a career. Like Jenni, Paris has fucked in
front of a camera whose resulting footage was later posted on the Internet
for all to see. Like Jenni, Paris has proved herself to be a bit of a ditz.
(If you have ever seen an episode of "The Simple Life", you'd know what I
mean.)
The main difference between the two is that Paris has the famous Hilton name
and she is an heir to the family fortune. With that big trust fund, it's
highly unlikely that Paris would ever feel the financial need to stoop down
to working for a non-profit social service agency like Jenni has done.
As far as I know, Paris has never knowingly fucked her best friend's
significant other. But that could change in the future.
Paris is only 22 years old so she could provide plenty of gossip and laughs
for the next several years.

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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 17:19:52 -0500, American Wench

Post by American Wench
Now that Jenni has returned to life as a private citizen, I'd like to know
who you would nominate to replace her.
My nominee would be Paris Hilton.

If I get a room at the Paris Hilton will I be secretly taped?

[diana lyster]

paris definitely has her homewrecking instinct in tact. she would
need to start loading up on the donuts, though.

don't get me wrong. i think jenni's voluptuous figure is cute. i'm
just saying paris would need to eat a LOT of donuts.

diana

Post by American Wench
Now that Jenni has returned to life as a private citizen, I'd like to know
who you would nominate to replace her.
My nominee would be Paris Hilton. Like Jenni before she finally got a
full-time job in Sacramento, Paris is a bit of a slacker who is more into
shopping and partying than getting a career. Like Jenni, Paris has fucked in
front of a camera whose resulting footage was later posted on the Internet
for all to see. Like Jenni, Paris has proved herself to be a bit of a ditz.
(If you have ever seen an episode of "The Simple Life", you'd know what I
mean.)
The main difference between the two is that Paris has the famous Hilton name
and she is an heir to the family fortune. With that big trust fund, it's
highly unlikely that Paris would ever feel the financial need to stoop down
to working for a non-profit social service agency like Jenni has done.
As far as I know, Paris has never knowingly fucked her best friend's
significant other. But that could change in the future.
Paris is only 22 years old so she could provide plenty of gossip and laughs
for the next several years.